thats-slightly-raven:

THIS FUCKING 8 YEAR OLD GIRL JUST BEAT ME 11 TIMES AT SLED RACING ON CLUB PENGUIN I AM 16 WHY CANT I EVEN BEAT A CHILD AT A GAME FOR 7 YEAR OLDS FUCK YOU KAYLA2005 FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CLUB PENGUIN MEMBERSHIP AND YOUR SLED RACING SKILLS AND YOUR RAINBOW PUFFLE FUCK YOU FUCK CLUB PENGUIN I HATE YOU

(via powerranged)

francisfordfiesta:

according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now

(via d0ugiepoynter)

mummyplant:

so i was gonna take some selfies but i forgot my fan was on

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then it turned into a photoshoot

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and then

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????? ??/ ??

(Source: girlchub, via greeklesbian)

doctortveit:

"god i hate this show" i whisper as i click play on the next episode at 3am on a school night while my homework is abandoned on the floor along with my dreams and ambitions

(Source: hectorstaco, via philosopher-of-aliens)

soloontherocks:

221cbakerstreet:

insomniac—thoughts:

pleatedjeans:

via

Parenting: you’re doing it right. 

oh my god that’s a perfect evil plan

suddenly I am completely comfortable leaving the fate of the country in the hands of someone who is clearly an evil genius

soloontherocks:

221cbakerstreet:

insomniac—thoughts:

pleatedjeans:

via

Parenting: you’re doing it right. 

oh my god that’s a perfect evil plan

suddenly I am completely comfortable leaving the fate of the country in the hands of someone who is clearly an evil genius

(via talithamakoni)

thatkrunkkid:

unexcite:

having-wanderlust:

smoshtasticbro:

I tried to scroll over this..

we all tried…

its impossible to scroll over this

everyone
has
tried

thatkrunkkid:

unexcite:

having-wanderlust:

smoshtasticbro:

I tried to scroll over this..

we all tried…

its impossible to scroll over this

everyone

has

tried

(Source: sinages, via greeklesbian)

10knotes:

i-ran-over-oprah:

Taylor dancing to We Can’t Stop on the VMA’s

she needs to stop

(Source: breathinginpairs)

That moment when you’re watching something you’ve never seen before and you go ‘THAT’S WHERE THAT GIF IS FROM!’

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(Source: tusofsky, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself

(via thettargaryens)

death-by-lulz:

tayboox0x0:

There’s a point in a prank where u just say that’s too much

(Source: iraffiruse)

sherlock-deduce-the-rude:

Gordon Ramsay getting advices from kids.

x

(Source: sherlock-hannibal, via geoemtry)

chekovpoo:

my sexual orientation: they’re hot and i’m angry

(Source: punkmerlin, via thettargaryens)